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Steve Kress

Steve "The Meeper" Kress


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Oh, about so high... (*raises up hand*) 26
Bigger than a breadbox, but smaller than a really, really big breadbox

Blue Moon
Satellite of Love


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Bio: Kress missed the 2013 Lawn Game Olympics- it's hard to compete when one is in geosynchronous Earth orbit! This year, he was able to take a brief sabbatical from outer space in order to make his LGO debut. He is very proud to represent the Satellite of Love, from "Mystery Science Theater 3000", this year, after proving to be their top qualifying athlete (it helps when the robot competitors' arms don't work)! The 3.7 year-old (in doggie years) Kress cannot promise that he will do very well, but will give it the old college try anyway!

"Be your awesome self...and stuff..."

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