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| Punx |
Punx is a ripped and harry hunk (like your fine harry self). Punx enjoys scaring squirrels and squishing the pancakes that the squirrels eat. His body casts a shadow of the Olympic rings (Anatomically speaking, this makes no sense). Punx has trained long and hard (that's what she said) for the Lawn Game Olympics in his underground lair. He became chiseled (without the use of 'roids) and even grew out his chest hair to scare his competition (Also, much like yourself). Punx refuses to take anything but gold! He burrowed his way to Smokin Tatooz in Kent to get a gold medal etched into his arm (I know you want one now). Punx would love to be the mascot for the Lawn Game Olympics as he feels that he is an inspiration to all the hairy chested underdogs! (Psst...That's you.)
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